i also couldn’t resist buying this gem
people with evenly winged eyeliner are far too powerful and must be stopped
(Source: keterkid)
working out a lot recently + marching band = wearing my old pair of jean shorts from when i was 12. imma look cute as fuck by the end of the semester
hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
IF SOMEONE DID THIS TO ME I WOULD FUCK THEM ON THE SPOT
(blushes furiously) (picks up cards) (looks through them desperately) i um…dont have a card for…this situation….

















